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What color socks are you wearing?
[ ] Red = loud
[ ] Green = stupid
[x] None = freaky
[ ] Fuzzy = gorgeous
[ ] Yellow = innocent
[ ] Purple = a little too happy
[ ] Black = emo
[ ] Stripes = funny
[ ] Gray = skanky
[ ] Pink = preppy
[ ] Light blue = sweaty
[ ] Other = hot
[ ] White = sexy

What kind of pants are you wearing?
[ ]Shorts = cutie
[ ]Skirt/short = skank
[ ]Corduroy = homosexual
[ ]Tight jeans = scene kid
[ ]Ripped jeans = emo
[ ]Cammo = cage fighter
[x]Jeans = prep
[ ] Pajamas = pimp
[ ]Cargo = clown
[ ]Sweats = athlete
[ ]Boxers = brat
[ ]Booty shorts = female
[ ]Capris = Gangster
[ ]Nothing = hoe
[ ]Dickies = weirdo
[ ]Bikini bottoms = tiki girl
[ ]Other = sex addict

What is your natural hair color?
[ ]Auburn = Why is there nothing here???
[ ]Black = with a sexy smile
[ }Dark brown = with a hot boyfriend/girlfriend
[ ]Ginger = that likes to have fun
[x]Brown = who loves to be different
[ ]Dirty blonde = with a nice ass
[ ]Bald = with herpes

Pick the month you were born on:
[ ]1 = who ate
[ ]2 = who needed
[ ]3 = who killed
[ ]4 = who shot
[ ]5 = who killed
[ ]6 = who slept with
[ ]7 = who banged
[ ]8 = who ran shirtless with
[ ]9 = who got stabbed horribly by
[ ]10 = who cuddled with
[ ]11 = who smoked with
[x]12 = who ran naked with


Pick the day you were born on:
[ ]01 = the kool-aid man
[ ]02 = a dog
[ ]03 = a shoe
[ ]04 = a toothbrush
[ ]05 = Santa Claus
[ ]06 = The Trojan man
[ ]07 = Barney the dinosaur
[ ]08 = my lover
[ ]09 = a porn star
[ ]10 = a bag of weed
[ ]11 = a prostitute
[ ]12 = a glass of milk
[ ]13 = a horse
[ ]14 = a jellybean
[ ]15 = a stripper
[ ]16 = a pickle
[ ]17 = my mom
[ ]18 = a homo
[ ]19 = an orange
[ ]20 = a jew
[x]21 = a homeless guy
[ ]22 = a whore
[ ]23 = my crush
[ ]24 = an easter egg
[ ]25 = a jar of honey
[ ]26 = a condom
[ ]27 = a bowl of cereal
[ ]28 = a french fry
[ ]29 = your dealer
[ ]30 = Paris Hilton
[ ]31 = your grandma

Pick the color of the shirt you are wearing
[ ]White = because I love marijuana
[ ]Black = because I'm sexy as hell
[ ]Pink = because I have AMAZING boobs
[ ]Blue = Because the VOICES told me to ( o3o )
[ ]Red = because I'm a pimp and your jealous (I shoulda changed shirts X3)
[ ]Polka Dots = because I hate my life
[ ]Purple = because I'm gay
[ ]Gray = because I got dared
[ ]Other = because that's how I roll
[ ]Green = because I'm good in bed
[ ]Orange = because I smoke crack
[ ]Turquoise = because I have a noodle in my nose
[x]Brown = because I had to
[ ]Shirtless = because I've got abs

.... im a freaky prep who loves to be different, who ran naked with a homeless guy because i had to

.....story of my life :c